If it hadn't been for the fact that he's an ass hat.
The Patagonia Performace Straight fit Jeans is function in disguise. The fabric is strechy and water repellent and yet made in a way to save water in production. Above all else, these jeans will just look better the higher you kick!
- Made of midweight 71% organic cotton/29% COOLMAX® fabric: T400® polyester mechanical stretch denim dyed with an innovative process to minimize energy, water use and carbon dioxide emissions compared to conventional dyeing processes for greater comfort, performance and protection; with a DWR (durable water repellent) finish
- Slim-straight fit: sits on the waist with a regular rise; not too loose but not too tight in the seat and thighs, then cut straight from knee to ankle; best for lean-to-medium builds
- Classic 5-pocket styling with antique-nickel shank-button closure and zip fly, double-needle belt loops, printed twill pocket bags, antique-nickel piton rivets throughout
- Two front handwarmer pockets, small coin pocket on right hip, two rear pockets. Pocket-edge seams are bound for a stronger and cleaner finish; lower portions of both rear pockets are reinforced
- Fair Trade Certified™ sewn
- Available in three inseam lengths: 30", 32" and 34"